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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts!
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
A
n impasta!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Teacher:
"Name a bird that can't fly."
Student:
"Dead bird."
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
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What has ears but can't hear?
A cornfield!
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
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