Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Look away, I’m changing!
What do you call a bra that you can’t take off?
A booby trap.
How do you spot a blind person at a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Why do women like older men?
They know how to stay up longer.
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
He could see the snowblower coming.
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